Out of the mouth of babes...
The other day, as I was encouraging my son to use the potty, I was convinced that today was the day my boy would actually "make poopy" on the toilet. I sat there with him, watching him brace himself for the BM, and upon realising that something was happening he suddenly gasped and said to me: "OH! It-coming!" To which I replied: "What's coming, sweety? Poo-poo?" To which he responded with: "No, mommy. Egg."