The Bane of My Existence Award
As a child, Halloween was all about the adrenaline in facing all the horrors that go along with the Day of the Dead: Spooks, Vampires, Witches, Razorblades in your apples... but as you get older, Halloween becomes less about the thrill and more about the candy until eventually, you give up on the night all together. That is, until you become an adult. Once adulthood hits, you start to long for a more simpler time. A time when the old lady living next door was likely a witch, and fruit being handed out during Trick-or-Treating was likely riddled with death traps and the Super HIV. As adults, we strive to rekindle that nostalgia thus attempting to recreate the thrill with something called the "Halloween Party". The Halloween Party is an event less focused on candy of the Tasty variety, and more of that of the Eye variety. As adults we go to great lengths to capture the moment with the BEST Halloween costume EVER. Dishing out crap-loads of cash for the PERFECT outfit that wil...