It's time once again for BREAK DOWN THAT SONG!! And though it pains me to no end to have to listen to this, Nickelback is just full of little gems like this one. You might remember a break down of one " Something in your mouth " off the same 2008 release from the band. And if you thought that was the only disgusting single off the album, well, you were wrong. I present "S.E.X" by the boys, which not only offers a colourful look at date rape, but also indicative that millionaire and narcissist Chad Kroeger might as well be differently-abled as his reading level rivals that of a six year old. Shall we then? "S.E.X." Apparently Chat Kroeger is still at the learning stage where he spells everything out. G.R.O.S.S. "No" is a dirty word, Never gonna say it first, "No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind. Uh, Chad? "No" means "No", you motherfucker. Maybe in the parking lot, Better bring your friend along, Bett...
The Yuletide season is upon us. For the better prepared portion of our community, you've finished your x-mas shopping. For the bulk of my readers, you probably haven't even begun. For most people, x-mas shopping involves wracking your brain for -the- gift that will compliment your loved ones. For others, a last minute dash to the dollar store will suffice. Then there are the people that shop for their pets. These are not only the people that buy for their pets, but also give from their pets as well. From: Mittenz Major corporations make millions off of these chumps pet owners by milking them for everything their worth. From holiday themed pet toys, to pictures for your best friends with Santa Claws (heh heh) Today I received an e-flyer from PetSmart about some handy-dandy last minute gift ideas for my pets. I am the disgruntled owner of two disgusting cats. Regardless of the fact that they are ungrateful bastards, I wouldn't buy them presents strictly on the principle t...
As the years go by, even in my 20 years of life, I've noticed that things aren't made the way they used to be. In an attempt to make things better, they're actually getting cheap and more disposable. Plastics. Chemicals. Even our foods are getting less and less like what food should look like. Having to inject our fruits with nutrients and vitamins to get the authenticity of our Food Pyramid back into the swing of things. A nations worth of Consumer Whores can't be wrong. Everything is better when it's "New and Improved!" Or devoid of Trans Fats. Apparently Sunflower Oil is the bees knees. And that brings me to my story: Diet Coke Plus. Back in the 1980's, the makers of Coca-Cola came up with a sugar free alternative to their popular Coke product. Aptly named Diet Coke, the beverage was an immediate success particularly among the health enthusiasts of the mid-80s. Now, as with most products laced with everything but natural ingredients, side effects ...
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