The Life and Times of Ren... and then some

I noticed this sign on the weekend on Huntclub rd. GMA snapped a pic of it yesterday for me Enjoy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm proud to announce that my little boy, Liam Alexander Cabana-Marshall has gone PEE PEE ON THE POTTY! Yeah - That's right! BE IMPRESSED!!

Bryn's at the Civic getting an MRI on his heart done. Here is the dialogue between him and the nurse taking the MRI: Nurse: These pictures are turning out great! Bryn: Is it because I'm smiling...?

As the years go by, even in my 20 years of life, I've noticed that things aren't made the way they used to be. In an attempt to make things better, they're actually getting cheap and more disposable. Plastics. Chemicals. Even our foods are getting less and less like what food should look like. Having to inject our fruits with nutrients and vitamins to get the authenticity of our Food Pyramid back into the swing of things. A nations worth of Consumer Whores can't be wrong. Everything is better when it's "New and Improved!" Or devoid of Trans Fats. Apparently Sunflower Oil is the bees knees. And that brings me to my story: Diet Coke Plus. Back in the 1980's, the makers of Coca-Cola came up with a sugar free alternative to their popular Coke product. Aptly named Diet Coke, the beverage was an immediate success particularly among the health enthusiasts of the mid-80s. Now, as with most products laced with everything but natural ingredients, side effects ...

This is a song from my favourite show Flight of the Conchords. I suggest everyone check the show out. It's hilarious.

The current highlight of my life is: When people say "You-know-who...", and I respond with: "Ah yes - Voldemort."

Everybody has that person in their lives that looooves to be the "Devils Advocate" - or so they'd describe themselves as. " The voice of reason" they say. They take it upon themselves to tell you exactly what you feared to hear from someone, and single-handedly destroy all traces of the inner monologue. We all know one. Think about it... Yeah, see? There you go. Me? It be my mommy. Example: Today I went glasses shopping. Since my mom is footing the bill, she said "Get whatever pair you'd like!" Wary, I went forth with the hopes of finding the perfect pair. I wanted something snazy. Different, but not too different. Me, but not too me. And above all, they had to be coooool.... So after narrowing it down to about half a dozen pairs, and then narrowing them down, I settled on a very retro looking plastic pair in light yellow. In the end, it beat out 5 other pairs! So I left, happy with my decision. So I telephoned my mother because I wanted to sha...