BUCKLEYS - It's a Canadian Thing
I'm baaaaaaaaack.....
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Greatest Name EVER
My new job has all sorts of perks. One of them is fabulous names. Mehboob. Fo'realz.
Madness > Science
Alright - Okay - I get it - earning a living sucks ass. And no - for real, I understand that we all have shitty stories about work. I get it. And I don't complain much - really. Compared to ya'll customer service folk... But honestly.... honestly... Okay - so, I guess it's time for me to give you all a summary of what I do for a living. I'm a teacher . Now now, wait a minute. I'm not really chasing my dream. No, I didn't roshambo my way into an Ontarian Teacher's College. I work for an entertainment company. My job is to trick kids into learning. What do I teach? Science . Mad Science to be exact. I get dressed up in a filthy labcoat, with my science kit that was briefly taught to me ( the one I crammed into my brain only minutes before a class) and I blow shit up for kids. Yes - children . I go to your kids' schools under the alias of Professor Dexter ('DEX' for short) and I rustle self-absorbed kiddies into quazi-submission for the greater
