They don't make things like they used to...
A couple of years ago, I learnt about something called the " RealDoll ". For those of you who are unfamiliar with the RealDoll, what it is, is a life-sized doll used primarily in conjunction with sexual gratification (ie: quiet lady to masturbate in) . Defined as "The World's Greatest Love Doll", it has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, not to mention that it is anatomically correct in practically every way. Running upwards around $5000 + a doll, the purchasing of a RealDoll is a real testament to the type of character possessed by the owner. Often times, when the owner isn't busy scraping old semen out of the doll's orifices with a spatula, the owner of a RealDoll might form a special bond, or even refer to the doll as their "girlfriend" or "partner" and pursue active relationship with their doll. The concept of a RealDoll has made it into popular culture by way of numerous pieces of literature on the su...