Moose Meat
Seeing as I have nothing constructive to do with my time, it's once again time for: BREAK DOWN THAT SONG!!! Today, much to my dismay, is the absolute bane of my existence: SNIPER HYPERBOLE BY UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER Everything about this song grinds my gears and has since I first laid ears (?) on it. Don't get me wrong, I think the music for this song is fabulous. But this single is clearly a result of putting the horse before the cart, IE: making some sick music and then skimping on the lyrics thereafter. What's worse is that it's almost like they just opened up a copy of Scientific America, chose a bunch of words at random with a dart and then took all of those words, opened up a thesaurus, picked synonymous words at random with a Ouija board magnifying glass, then put all of those words onto little pieces of paper, dropped them into a baseball hat, shook it up, and then dumped all of those little pieces of paper into a blender, set it to "liquefy" and po...