The Life and Times of Ren... and then some

Have You Hugged a Jew Today?

I know it's a bit belated, but I hope your airing for grivences around ye'ole pole is as invigerating as your attempt at pinning your Head of Household. Pi Guy - I choose YOU! Dedicated to GMA.

Wishing a very very merry, and a hairy jolly fat man this holiday season. Warmest wishes, Ren and then some

As I was working on another post, I was paroosing my photobucket account and I noticed at the bottom of the screen links to the most popular photobucket searches. Notice: EMO is one of the top three most popular searches, including: 'backgrounds' and 'goodmorning'. So I decided to see what interesting things came up once I searched for "emo" I've decided to share with you all my favourite photobucket emo image. Enjoy. 'Tis but a flesh wound.

Ladies and Gentlemen... A few months ago, a neurotic woman started a sporadic blog... A blog that was designed to pass the time at school, which has since become a mainstay in her day to day... What was once a ghey little story telling endeavour has since become Somewhat interesting enough that as of today... Ren And-Then-Some has hit 400 views! Okay, so it's entirely possible that people aren't actually reading anything on this site... And it's entirely plausible that people are mistaking my website name for somekind of bukake fetish site... But the important thing to note is that... ...my website still has more hits than yours.

We all have the misfortune pleasure of being smothered with Christmas music as of November 1st. Every year, there are always new additions to the cornucopia of the public domain as well as a myriad of remakes from every corner of the sound barrier. Every year, I try and sike myself into the Holiday Spirit by cranking up the holiday tunage. There are always the good songs that you rock out to with your cock out, and then there's the god awful, "why the hell are they on the radio, omg this doesn't accurately reflect my Holiday spirit what-so-ever" songs. My ouate de phoque songs of 2007 is: Grandma got Ran Over by a Reindeer. To really give y'all an idea as to why I hate this song, I will break each line of the song and point out what is wrong with it. Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. So, the song is evidently sung by a grandchild

For those of you who aren't familiar Canada Post has a letters to Santa Program where Canadian Children can write to Santa, and get a letter in return! The letters to Santa program has been running smoothly for a solid 26 years without any issues, until now. Canada Post recently released this notice . It states that Canada Post will halt it's return letters from Santa until further notice because of some "Unpleasantries" being sent in response from the Big Man himself. Program Manager, Cindy Daoust said: "(...)about 10 of the letters have turned up so far. (...) some contained demeaning or insulting language. (Wouldn't comment further) adding Ottawa police are investigating." The Letters to Santa Program is the result of many diligent, hard-working volunteers. Albeit, disgruntled volunteers, but volunteers none the less. I can certainly say with great enthusiasm that I'm excited for the contents of these letters to be made public. I can promise y

Miriam-Webster has elected the word w00t as their word of 2007. Miriam-Webster defines the word as: 1. w00t (interjection) expressing joy (it could be after a triumph, or for no reason at all); similar in use to the word "yay" For those who aren't familiar with the term "w00t", it is a word commonly used by l33t enthusiasts within the gaming community. It is generally spelt with a lower case 'w' followed by 2 zeros and proceeded with a lower case 't'. It is an acronym for "we owned the other team" . To go further into detail, the term "owned" is often spelt with a "P" in replacing of the letter "o": " pwned " While the term "w00t" has yet to be accepted as an addition to the lexicon come 2007, but it is being promoted on the Miriam-Webster website with the hopes of the suggestion gaining momentum. For those of you who are curious, the Miriam-Webster word of 2006 was " Thruthine

I don't know why all of a sudden, Canadians can't seem to cope with Winter. Today I spent at least 45 minutes on a stretch of road that should only take me 5-10 minutes to travel down, and then was going 60-80 km/h on a 400-class highway for another half hour; a trip that would normally take 15 minutes. Now, while I was stuck and mind-melting traffic, I got to thinking: Why are Canadians all of a sudden so afraid of winter? I mean, honestly: we ARE winter. Our middle name is "Winter". Cana-fuckin'-winter-da But now a few lousy motorists can't cope with the roads?! Honestly - we got all of -1cm of fucking snow today, and we were traveling 65km AT BEST down a stretch of highway where the drivers are easily going 120-140 clicks! The roads weren't even greasy! They weren't slick, or slippery, or icy, or dicey, or even mother-fucking treacherous or any other relative adjective! There was a bit of SNOW. That's it! Now: I've boiled it down t

Somedays, it don't matter how hard you try, you just can't wash the smell of shit from your hands.

People, that go out of their ways to use the automatic door rather than the self-serve door. I can't tell you how ghey this is. First of all, mofo be at the other end of the entry way. Right next to a self-serve door. Mofo, walks past at least 2 other self-serve doors, proceeding to make his way to the automatic door . I have gone so far as to draw a diagram: As you can see from my diagram, mofo be crossing quite a few doors only to intercept my path to the closest, albeit, self-serve door. I used a Hymalayan mountain-climber as Mofo. He is a metaphor. See, I was going to equate this all to being extra lazy, but mofo went out of his way to use the automatic door. This means more walking only to use a door that opens for you, rather than turning to the right and pulling a door yourself. Remember self-serve gas stations? Yeah - think about it.

... snaaaaaake eeeeeeyeeeees.....

So, in order to teach my brother how polls really work, I've decided to match his horrendously long-winded poll with a poll of my own. I will attempt to coerce him into taking the results of my poll and adding them to the results of his. The poll is: What colour should Pi Guy dye his hair? His poll options are: Red Blue Green Not at all My poll is: green What colour green should Pi Guy green dye his hair? green My poll options are: Red but really green Blue ish green GREEN Tuna I urge all my readers to not only vote on mein poll but to also visit his website and vote on his poll and remember that Grün ist meine Lieblingsfarbe. EDIT: Also, please feel free to visit It's all about the Yvil and vote on her strangely similar poll. M'yes. note : it just so happens that you can vote multiple times on my poll .