The Life and Times of Ren... and then some

For those of you who aren't in the loop, Actor Heath Ledger passed away yesterday. I don't need to go into the details as every major source of media- edjutainment is covering the story . All I can say is that my kin and I are actually pretty sad. He was a great actor, not to mention a hottie and his awesomeness will be sorely missed.

I try really, really hard not to bring up the topic of religion on my site (with the obvious exception of what readers vote for; DEMOCRACY!!! ). But, with the obvious goal of this site to be for entertainment, I felt it only fitting that this little ditty of a quote be thrown in here. Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history. - Pat Robertson Quotes from the Religious Right I peed my pants a little when I read this one. If you're wondering where I happened across this little gem, you can thank Grand Master Awesome. The website with all the zany quotes is: The 100 Great

MSN conversation between my father and I... Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: where've you been? Jeffrey says: to London to visit the Queen Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: did you high-five her? Jeffrey says: I frightened the little mouse under her chair. Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: har har Jeffrey says: I dunno - was in Detroit last week - home for weekend, but worked part of it. Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: yuck Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says : I went to sexapalooza Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: that was the excitement of my week Jeffrey says : lol - sorry I missed it. Ren - "Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic." says: none of this "detroit" crap Jeffrey says: I was sad Ren - "Make sure your ans

The first cool website award of 2008 goes out to the Ikea Hacker. I, personally am an Ikea Enthusiast. I came across this website via Cute with Chris and I just can't get enough of it! The website is dedicated to people who have taken things from Ikea and made them into even better things! Anything from wackier furniture to interesting storage concepts to art, this is a great website for the Artsy Fartsy in all of us.

Yesterday, during a class... Kid 1: *SCREAMS* "He stole my pen and he SWORE at me!!" Kid 2: "No I didn't!" Kid 3: "Yes you did! You said the 'A' word!" Me: "Okay kids, are we all supposed to be Scientists today, or just regular students?" Class: "Scientists." Me : "And do Scientists share, or do they fight with one another?" Class : "Share." Me : "And are we supposed to be friends, or enemies?" Class: "Friends." Me : "And is this a Catholic school, or a Public School?" Class : "Catholic." Me : "So then, do you this Jesus would be happy to know that you were swearing?" Class : *with a look of fear on their faces* "No...!" Me : "Well then - lets all get along then, shall we?" The class was quiet thereafter.

...first thing this morning Liam: MOMMY! MOMMY!!! MOMMY?! MOMMY?!!?! MOMMY!! MOMMY!! Me in bed: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *pause* Liam: 'cha doin'?

Curtosy of G.M.A

So does your woh-man deliver, or does she deliver? Some of you might remember the news that Canada Post's Santa Letter Service had been bushwacked by someone or some thing posing as Santa Claus. This "individual" was sending nasty letters back to little kids and therefore, for the first time in 26 years the program had to be stopped. Well ladies and Gentlemen... the perps have been CAUGHT! Sure - the inquiry went right into mid-January, but the important part is that the justice of the postal service did prevail! They're calling the perps a couple of " Rogue Elves " - saying that they were not children of any of the Canada Post Volunteers. According to Live88.5, the incident was however, done by some 'younger' individuals. You can read the accompanying article here Don't worry, parents! Your children are now safe from: HARASSMENT SANTA! PS> Thanks to a miss Feminist Catalyst for sharing the love.

This is a cry for help. If there is anyone out there that can offer me some straight up, and free, muthafuckin' legal advice - s'il vous plait, email moi PRONTO ... *grumble grumble* career college *grumble grumble* Fo'realz, yo.

Sorry folks! I know I've been MIA for the last little while. It's actually been because I've been without the internet for a few weeks now. I'm having some serious withdrawl issues. I've gone so far as to commit myself to becoming the ultimate Guitar Hero and I must say, though my fingers are raw and calousey and both my wrists have simulaneously developed carpal tunnel syndrome, I'm feeling pretty bad ass . Despite all that I've got some wicked-ass-shit coming up for y'all. Seriously, tell yo' friends because I'm doing this all for the sake of edutainment. One Word: Coprophagia O - 2008 will be a mighty fine year, readers! Mighty Fine !

Sometimes, it ain't easy being green...