Posts

Showing posts from July, 2008

In the Death Cab.

Image
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is time once again to play: Break Down that Song! This week, we will be taking at look at Death Cab for Cutie's single, I Will Possess your Heart . Here we go: How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me It's like a book elegantly bound, but in a language that you can't read - just yet You gotta spend some time--love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find--love, I will possess your heart (x2) Hrm, so apparently this song is about a girl who doesn't like you "that way", but maybe given the chance she could warm up to you? Well, that's not so bad, but uh, don't force it, okay Buddy? Chicks don't like that. There are days when outside your window, I see my reflection as I slowly pass And I long for this mirrored perspective, when we'll be lovers, lovers at last You gotta spend some time--love, you gotta spend some time with me And I know that you'll find--love, I wil...

Some of us just have more talent in our pinky than...me.

Gerry Phillips has been playing songs on his hands for the last 38 years. Who says practice doesn't make perfect?

Greatest Commercial Failure of ALL TIME!

Image
So yeah, yeah, yeah, been away, blah, blah, blah...moving on. So, a while back I posted a GREAT Picture of the Day . As stated, the sign belonged to a store here in our Nations Capital. The store is called The Lil' Stool House . As indicated in my last post about this store, they don't only sell stools, but also other sitting apparatus' and floor coverings. Not only that, they're constantly dishing out a steaming dose of commercial failure. The other day I was informed by, none other than Grand Master Awesome that there was yet another side-splitingly hilarious sign outside their store. So, this morning I decided to take a detour and head over to check it out. Being that I'm a woman, and completely oblivious to my surroundings when I'm behind the wheel of a car, I was unable to find said signage. So I pulled into their parking lot, trying to get a better look around, when I noticed this little claim on their door: Completely satisfied with my discovery, I deci...

Now with digestable Ketchup Center...

...think about it

Image
Demotivational Posters by Demotivate Us !