On personal grooming...

As a woman, it's imperative that I keep myself well-groomed. Today's society doesn't look kindly on hairy women; I must therefore take time out of my week to rid myself of all unwanted hair.

Because of the media, women feel compelled to not only keep perfectly sheered arm pits and legs, but nether-regions as well. I have friends who's men won't go near their snatch unless it's hairless and smells of a floral spring day.

I was one of these women. I spent so much time coiffing my junk, and for what? For a second rate muff-dive? Yeah - not so much.

As I've since become a mother, and admittedly less concerned with my appearance, it be the rarest of ocassions that my cooter gets any sort of salon treatment at all.

The other day, I got to thinking... why would a grown woman even want to shave off all her fuzz? When you think about it, what kind of female is hairless down there anyways?

Yeah - pre-pubecent girls.

...And porn stars.

Pubic hair is a sign of our womanhood. To be perfectly honest, what kind of a man would want to even look at a shaved honey pot anyways? Yeah - think about it.

Sure, being compared to a porn star is kinda shexshay, but at the end of the day, I'm a real person...that actually enjoys sex.

So ladies - say YES to the Bearded Clam!

Embrace your womanhood! SAVE THE RAINFOREST! Don't regress a decade back to when you didn't know the difference between a blow job and a birthday party.