The woman had been called repeatedly and was even visited by the police and told to return the book, valued at $13.95.
Shelly Koontz, no relation to the author Dean Koontz, has since been released on a $250 bond.
"Gah! No there's no relation!!"
I currently have 3 overdue books in my possession, all of which have been sought after by the Ottawa Public Library. I've received phone calls, bills for the money I owe in late fees (Over $100) and notices from Collection Agencies...
...I guess I should get on that returning, huh?
Don't fuck with the Library, y'all. It's a public service, don't hog that shit. Take it from me...and Shelly Koontz (no relation).
You can read more of the corresponding article HERE!
Edit: "Little known fact: Dog, the bounty hunter, is an ex-librarian. Seriously." - Feminist Catalyst
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You know what they say about librarians? Fuck the whole sheep in the streets, lion in the sheets crap. They're like the police!
Little known fact: Dog, the bounty hunter, is an ex-librarian. Seriously.
He probably gave up that career when he couldn't get his head around his Dog the Librarian name plaque.
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