Librarians'll cut'chu
A 39 year-old woman from Independence Iowa was arrested and charged with 5th-degree theft for failing to return her book, The Freedom Writers Diary, to her public library.
The woman had been called repeatedly and was even visited by the police and told to return the book, valued at $13.95.
Shelly Koontz, no relation to the author Dean Koontz, has since been released on a $250 bond.
I currently have 3 overdue books in my possession, all of which have been sought after by the Ottawa Public Library. I've received phone calls, bills for the money I owe in late fees (Over $100) and notices from Collection Agencies...
...I guess I should get on that returning, huh?
Don't fuck with the Library, y'all. It's a public service, don't hog that shit. Take it from me...and Shelly Koontz (no relation).
You can read more of the corresponding article HERE!
The woman had been called repeatedly and was even visited by the police and told to return the book, valued at $13.95.
Shelly Koontz, no relation to the author Dean Koontz, has since been released on a $250 bond.
"Gah! No there's no relation!!"
I currently have 3 overdue books in my possession, all of which have been sought after by the Ottawa Public Library. I've received phone calls, bills for the money I owe in late fees (Over $100) and notices from Collection Agencies...
...I guess I should get on that returning, huh?
Don't fuck with the Library, y'all. It's a public service, don't hog that shit. Take it from me...and Shelly Koontz (no relation).
You can read more of the corresponding article HERE!
Edit: "Little known fact: Dog, the bounty hunter, is an ex-librarian. Seriously." - Feminist Catalyst
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Little known fact: Dog, the bounty hunter, is an ex-librarian. Seriously.