The punnies... it's in mah blood.


Me: "Y'know, I hate men! And our parent's generation are just as bad as our men! Cheaters, liars - they're no different! That's it! I'm going gay. I am now, a lesbian!"

Mom: "Oh no, don't do that! Don't you know how treacherous women are? That's a whole gammot of other problems."

Me: "You're right - I'm going Nun."

Mom: "Then you'll be getting 'nun'."

Heh... when my mom is right, she is SO right.

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