If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will...

A 23-year old woman from Muskogee, Oklahoma is in jail for killing a puppy and skinning it with the intent of making a belt out of it's hide.

According to reports, Krystal Lynn Lewis wanted the puppy dead as it was a gift from an ex-female lover with whom she did not get along. Austin Michael Mullins, age 26 apparently shot the puppy 10 times with a .22 calibre pistol - because why smother a puppy when you can shoot it to death? After the shooting, Lewis then skinned the Russell Terrier and then nailed it's hide to a board in her apartment.

The Ed Gein enthusiasts have since been charged with one felony count of cruelty to animals. The judge also ordered a mental competency exam for the woman.

While the wearing of animal pelts is generally reserved for the rich and glamorous, it's unclear why a regular Southerner would have any interest in wearing a Jack Russell Terrier (Besides the obvious, crazy reasons)

Reserved.

The bloodbath procurement of skins is often kept to animals with interesting pelts, such as leopards, zebras, foxes, and Dalmatians. The pelt of the Jack Russell Terrier is, as most Southerners know, excellent for the fashioning of many different garments.


Though, not the most fabulous of pelts, the Jack Russell Terrier is a necessary staple in the wardrobes of jilted lesbians everywhere.

Comments

AMAZING. I hadn't heard about this... I kinda hope this becomes a trend, ONLY so that PETA has something worth while to bitch about.

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