The Life and Times of Ren... and then some

So today at lunch, I opted for some Micky D's, because lets face it - I'm lovin' it. When I returned to the office, I noticed yet another fresh faced "Global Casting Star" gracing the side of my luncheon bag. Today's fresh face was none other than Terri from Sevierville, TN U.S.A. Terri is described as being a "Pioneering wheelchair rappeller". If you don't know what she's doing in the picture that accompanies this bio, one might assume it involves huffing wheelchairs in some sort of par-Olympic style shot-put. Not -exactly- what I meant... What she's -actually- doing is wheelchair rock climbing. Terri doing what she do It was a little difficult to find any information on Terri. After a bit of research though, I found out that her real name is Teresa Kusmierczyk . She applied to be a " Global Casting Star " under the stage name Terri Kacie - the same name she used when competing for the title of Miss Wheelchair Florida 1991. ...

There is probably no greater musical performance than this moment right here: I hope you all cry.

...for witches that is. 1,000 supposed witches have been rounded up in Gambia by Witch Doctors and are being forced to drink a hallucinogenic substance in order to have them confess to witchcraft. The liquid has prompted kidney failure in some of the witches which has resulted in death...as has the severe beatings. You can bet your sweet buttons Amnesty International isn't too pleased. Amnesty International was quoted to have said: "Damnit! Now who're we gonna get to cure AIDS?!" This witch-hunt started when the president of Gambia, Yahya Jammeh , suspected witches were behind the death of his aunt earlier this year and enlisted the help of Witch Doctors to help combat the evil-doings of these evil...doers? "It's alright...I'm a doctor." President Yahya Jammeh seized power in a 1994 coup. His government has been accused of several murders over the last few years, though all of which have been thoroughly denied. Oh, and did I mention he can cure ...

It's now time once again to play Break Down That Song! Today's mind-numbing lyrical atrocity genius is Nickleback's, Something In Your Mouth. Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on Needs to hit the big screen, and shoot a little love scene If Hollywood had called her, she'd be gone before you holler, come on So this song starts out with Monkeyman Chad Krueger talking about this girl whom, I suppose should be in porno? Is she a prostitute? Is she you're grandmother? Let's read on... Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody Ain't it funny, yea but honey I wanted you all along Okay, so this dance club is clearly in a Cornwall, or Sudbury-type region. But I'm still left wondering, isn't it better to be with anybo...

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” Happy 105 Big Guy!

Me: "Y'know, I hate men! And our parent's generation are just as bad as our men! Cheaters, liars - they're no different! That's it! I'm going gay. I am now, a lesbian!" Mom: "Oh no, don't do that! Don't you know how treacherous women are? That's a whole gammot of other problems." Me: "You're right - I'm going Nun." Mom: "Then you'll be getting 'nun'." Heh... when my mom is right, she is SO right.